Post by formatcyes on Feb 5, 2015 16:17:28 GMT -6
So my band only ever plays in front of a few 100 people (small country towns).
I have a couple of joke's/lines I use to spark them up. Would like some more
1) "Had a local election last week, rolled over in bed and said to the missus. Don't forget the election today and she said No I have a headache."
2) This one is fun towards the end of the night when everyone is drunk.. I tell the story about how me and my new best mate Kevy played guitar on the banks of a hot spring and all these girls came and stripped of to watch us best audience ever. I then challenge the new audience to not let those Terrority girls beat them to the title of best audience. We get a few flashes:)
I have a couple of joke's/lines I use to spark them up. Would like some more
1) "Had a local election last week, rolled over in bed and said to the missus. Don't forget the election today and she said No I have a headache."
2) This one is fun towards the end of the night when everyone is drunk.. I tell the story about how me and my new best mate Kevy played guitar on the banks of a hot spring and all these girls came and stripped of to watch us best audience ever. I then challenge the new audience to not let those Terrority girls beat them to the title of best audience. We get a few flashes:)