Testing the "Anything-ness" of this sub forum...

So Johnkenn calls me up the other day and says he'd like to come over and check out the studio.  I say, "Sure man, come on over.  Gotta warn you though I live on a farm.  You O.K with that?"

He says, "Why hell yes I'm O.K. with that.  Grew up in the country myself!"

"Cool," I said.  So he comes on over. 

He gets here and we fiddle around in the studio for a while drinkin some beer, thumpin on guitars and taking turns singing.  

I get bored and say, "Hey, just how country are you anyway?"  He smiles and says, "Man, I'm as country as it gets"

"Alright then", I say, "lets head on out to the barn lot and we'll see how country you are."  

"What do you mean?", he asks.

"Just follow me", I say.

We stumble out to the barn.  I've got a sheep that I keep with my horses and when she sees us, she comes running through the pasture to the barn to meet us.  I look over at John and say, "You ever had sex with a sheep?"  
He laughed and said, "Hell no.  Have you?"
I said, "Well, sure I have.  I thought you said you were from the country?  You've never had sex with a sheep?  You aint from the country!"

John said, "Well I've always been curious about it but never have."

I said,"Hold my beer and watch this."  



So I grab that old sheep and pull her over to a tight four board fence near the barn and wedge her head between them boards so she can't move.  Pull down my britches and start giving that old sheep what for.  I look over at John and his eyes are big around as silver dollars, jaw hangin to the ground.  That ole sheep just a brayin baaaa...baaaa

I finally let up on her and stepped back.  I looked over at John, smiled and said,"Alright, John, your turn."

He looks at me, serious as a heart attack and says," Cowboy, I can't get my head in that damn fence."