Post by kcatthedog on Sept 3, 2015 9:32:23 GMT -6
The Best Of The Worst Country-western Song Titles
I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like Having You Here
I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
I'll Get Over You As Soon As You Get Out From Under Him
Tennis Must Be Your Racket 'Cause Love Means Nothin' To You
Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
I Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line
If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In
You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
My Tears Have Washed "I Love You" Off The Blackboard Of My Heart
Don't Cry On My Shoulders 'Cause You're Rustin' My Spurs
She's Out Doing What I'm Here Doing Without
If You Don't Believe I Love You Just Ask My Wife
Timber, I'm Falling in Love
Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart
It Ain't Love but It Ain't Bad
This Time I'm Gonna Beat You to the Truck
I've Got You on My Conscience But At Least You're Off My Back
The Worst You Ever Gave Me Was the Best I Ever Had
She Even Woke Me Up to Say Goodbye
If You Keep Checking Up on Me (I'm Checking Out on You)
If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You
The Last Word In Lonesome Is "me"
You Stuck My Heart In a Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log
Ever Since I Said "I Do," There's a Lot of Things You Don't
Who You Gonna Believe, Me Or Your Lying Eyes?
I Knew I'd Hit Rock Bottom When I Woke Up On Top Of You
I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like Having You Here
I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
I'll Get Over You As Soon As You Get Out From Under Him
Tennis Must Be Your Racket 'Cause Love Means Nothin' To You
Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
I Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line
If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In
You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
My Tears Have Washed "I Love You" Off The Blackboard Of My Heart
Don't Cry On My Shoulders 'Cause You're Rustin' My Spurs
She's Out Doing What I'm Here Doing Without
If You Don't Believe I Love You Just Ask My Wife
Timber, I'm Falling in Love
Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart
It Ain't Love but It Ain't Bad
This Time I'm Gonna Beat You to the Truck
I've Got You on My Conscience But At Least You're Off My Back
The Worst You Ever Gave Me Was the Best I Ever Had
She Even Woke Me Up to Say Goodbye
If You Keep Checking Up on Me (I'm Checking Out on You)
If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You
The Last Word In Lonesome Is "me"
You Stuck My Heart In a Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log
Ever Since I Said "I Do," There's a Lot of Things You Don't
Who You Gonna Believe, Me Or Your Lying Eyes?
I Knew I'd Hit Rock Bottom When I Woke Up On Top Of You
