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Post by tonycamphd on Jul 8, 2014 12:51:59 GMT -6
i'll go first...
who do drummers like to hang out with most? Musicians 8)
Dude! you play drums like Bonham!!! jason Bonham 8)
ok go...
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Post by warren on Jul 8, 2014 13:16:24 GMT -6
uh???  ? yo moma so dumb, she can be a drummer??? |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2014 13:19:17 GMT -6
Why does every band need a bass player?
Who else should translate all communication to the drummer?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2014 13:57:54 GMT -6
Related but not specifically just the drummer:
The 23rd Psalm for Bassists
The Lord is my drummer, I shall not rush.
He maketh me lay out in tasteful places.
He leadeth me beside cool meter changes,
He restoreth my "one."
He leadeth me in the right repeats for his name's sake
Yea, though I read through the trickiest road maps,
I will gear no train wrecks.
For you are with it, your ride and your snare, they comfort me.
You setteth up a solo for me in the presence of mine guitarists.
You anoint my lines with drive, my groove overflows.
Surely good feel and swing will follow me, all the tunes of each set.
And I will dwell in the pocket the whole gig long.
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Post by svart on Jul 8, 2014 14:07:22 GMT -6
What do you call a person who follows the band around wherever they go?
(most people say groupies..)
A drummer!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2014 19:51:39 GMT -6
What do you call a drummer with no girlfriend? Homeless
What do you call a beautiful woman on a drummer's arm? A Tattoo
What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Saliva
What's the different between a drummer and a vacuum? You have to plug one of them in before they suck.
Why are all jokes about drummers, one liner's? So the rest of the band gets them.
Ba-dum-pish!
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Post by Ward on Jul 8, 2014 21:15:37 GMT -6
OK, not exactly a drummer joke but it involved a drummer...
end of the show one night, the drummer and the bass player in the band get into a bad brawl on stage. the bouncer rushes up and breaks up the fight. He asks "What the hell, you guys?"
the drummer says "That arse threw my sticks across the room"
The bass player then says "Yeah, but he turned down one of my strings and he won't tell me which one".
BA DUM PISH
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Post by unit7 on Jul 9, 2014 5:29:41 GMT -6
When I think of drummer jokes I always come to think of my favorite sound engineer and long time good friend, Alar Suurna who recorded and mixed the first Roxette albums. This was in the 90s and they were at Mayfair studios in London for some time and one night they had this party with musicians/record business people. Alar felt the atmosphere was a little tense and decided to do a riddle/joke about drummers for the fellow sitting quietly beside him at the table. When the punchline came the guy remained silent, kind of ice cold and just walked away. Turned out to be Neil Conti, drummer of Prefab Sprout.
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Post by junior on Jul 9, 2014 11:17:41 GMT -6
Not a drummer joke per se (and NSFW), but one of my faves: Q. What does a stripper do to her a$$hole before she goes on stage? A. Drops him off at band practice. Ba dum pish!  |
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Post by fishnmusician on Jul 11, 2014 5:43:59 GMT -6
-What has three legs and an a$$ hole ? Drum throne.
-How do you know a drummer is delivering your pizza ? The knock speeds up.
I'm a drummer and I approve these jokes
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Post by Guitar on Jul 12, 2014 11:54:36 GMT -6
*badump PSHH*
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Post by fishnmusician on Jul 13, 2014 19:45:56 GMT -6
-What do you call drummer in a 3 piece suit?
" The defendant"
-What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
" Gifted"
- What do you call the smartest drummer in the world?
" Mildly retarded"
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Post by tonycamphd on Jul 13, 2014 19:50:58 GMT -6
-What do you call drummer in a 3 piece suit? " The defendant" -What do you call a drummer with half a brain? " Gifted" - What do you call the smartest drummer in the world? " Mildly retarded" jesus man! you should write a book lmao! |
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