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Post by tonycamphd on Mar 7, 2015 17:04:12 GMT -6
I'm looking for advice on committing murder, i've already tried driving him away with noise and flooding him out, but he doesn't take a hint, so i moved on to trying to drown him with water, scalding him to death with hot water, and fuming him to death with bleach, he just laughed at me in a tiny evil voice, then i sprayed WD40 all around his place because...who the heck can stand the smell of that shit? but to no avail, he just continues to mock and taunt me as if to let me know he's smarter than me! I swear I hear him laughing at me when he starts making noise and i blow a take! I'm seriously starting to losing my mind now, and i need advice on how to murder him! Please!... help me murder him,..please....  BTW, i'm talking about the evil rat bastard cricket son of a bitch from hell!!!  |
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Post by kcatthedog on Mar 7, 2015 17:05:46 GMT -6
just put an attractive french female crickettesse NEXT DOOR !
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2015 17:10:42 GMT -6
This seems like a good idea...if you want to have a daily cricket symphony concert around the whole block in future... :-)
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Post by kcatthedog on Mar 7, 2015 17:25:44 GMT -6
isn't Tony building an uber sound proofed studio ?  |
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Post by M57 on Mar 7, 2015 17:37:29 GMT -6
How about beating him at his own game? You've got the tweeters. Blast him with a steady stream of white noise. Might as well roll off the lows at 2 or 3k; After all, he probably can't hear that low.  Take a nap, come back and he'll be gone ..or deaf. |
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Post by tonycamphd on Mar 7, 2015 17:39:29 GMT -6
isn't Tony building an uber sound proofed studio ? Yes, the irony here is this is the part of my garage i saved as my work area..., well at least until i track some ACGTR in there, it's got a very good sound, so i decided to make it a second tracking room and move my workshop out under the carport that i'm gonna close in(some F-ing day lol). I'm waiting till the very end to block off the garage door, so for now i'm a bit susceptible to rogue crickets apparently, this is the only one i can hear, and he's a total pita, and living in the wall. |
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Post by tonycamphd on Mar 7, 2015 17:41:16 GMT -6
How about beating him at his own game? You've got the tweeters. Blast him with a steady stream of white noise (roll off the lows at 2 or 3k; After all, he probably can't hear that low. lol, i totally tried that! that was the "noise" part in the original post! thats why i'm saying he's evil, his pinhead sized brain is outsmarting me lol |
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Post by svart on Mar 7, 2015 17:44:03 GMT -6
He just wants a hug.
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Post by kcatthedog on Mar 7, 2015 17:48:02 GMT -6
a hug for a bug in the rug ? I just glad i put the r in proofed : missed it first time |
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Post by Johnkenn on Mar 7, 2015 19:07:36 GMT -6
Tony, have you tried wearing a bra and singing the Canadian national anthem? I've heard that works for crickets.
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Post by kcatthedog on Mar 7, 2015 19:30:47 GMT -6
beavers numb nuts, christ learn your canadiana will ya eh !! What's the name of Canada's 11th province ? This is an easy one !
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Post by kcatthedog on Mar 7, 2015 19:34:53 GMT -6
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Post by svart on Mar 7, 2015 19:35:29 GMT -6
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Post by mobeach on Mar 7, 2015 20:04:01 GMT -6
RPG
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Post by stratboy on Mar 7, 2015 20:04:24 GMT -6
Tony,
Go get a pack of deep penetrating insect foggers. Turn off your gear, follow all precautions, use two cans, problem solved.
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Post by tonycamphd on Mar 7, 2015 20:06:26 GMT -6
damn that thing is creepy looking!
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Post by stratboy on Mar 7, 2015 20:11:14 GMT -6
I have done it in my room a number of times over the years. No harm AFAIK.
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Post by tonycamphd on Mar 7, 2015 20:12:32 GMT -6
I have done it in my room a number of times over the years. No harm AFAIK. since the hug is out of the question, i'm probably going to do this on monday morning before i leave for work, thanx man 8) |
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Post by svart on Mar 7, 2015 20:24:10 GMT -6
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Post by ericn on Mar 7, 2015 21:46:53 GMT -6
Tell him buddy Holly is Dead
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Post by RicFoxx on Mar 7, 2015 22:15:31 GMT -6
Retro Sta Level it! (Squash it)
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Post by keymod on Mar 8, 2015 7:00:35 GMT -6
That is one scary looking creature.
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Post by levon on Mar 9, 2015 0:44:23 GMT -6
damn that thing is creepy looking! I bet that's exactly what he thinks about you  |
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Post by Ward on Mar 9, 2015 5:42:01 GMT -6
<sarcasm> what a great way to start Monday... </sarcasm>
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Post by Martin John Butler on Mar 9, 2015 7:46:04 GMT -6
Dang, that's an issue you don't hear about everyday. It's almost funny, but any of us here would probably lose our minds too. What a PITA for an audio engineer! Good luck Tony, maybe there's more than one of them?
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Take a nap, come back and he'll be gone ..or deaf.
